My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
where are you?
Hypothermia
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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You. Win. At. Life.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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