So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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