Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you repeat that, but with context?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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