I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
it was like eating out sand paper
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
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