so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
honey bunches of taint.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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