I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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