i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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