What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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