I'm gonna have a badass scar
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
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Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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