so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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