two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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