This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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