Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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