I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I need to align my fucking chakras
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
