Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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