so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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