This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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