I wanna bring you to show and tell
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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