only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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