apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Randomize