The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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