Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
This baby is an asshole
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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