Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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