I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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