And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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