Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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