dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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