so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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