I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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