i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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