why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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