just survived the first fart of the relationship.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
dude. I can hear the air.
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