I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she looked like the before picture.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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