so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
