To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
