Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
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he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
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He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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