I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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