I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
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My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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