lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
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could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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