I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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