My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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