so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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