his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
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and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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