If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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