i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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