We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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