just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
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Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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