thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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