Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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