I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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