the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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