Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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