How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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