he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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