so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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