We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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