he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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