So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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