I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?