Don't you send me to vm
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
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