I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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